member spotlight · part 2. |
| do you believe that illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? what exactly do you consider the full effect of it? it's just soup. are you eco conscious? i am, actually. what is the last thing you learned? i learned that if i don't wear my contacts when i work out, i have less of a chance to accidentally make eye contact with the guy staring himself down in the mirror next to me. and if i do make eye contact, i'll never know because i can't see. what's your favorite lyric from a song? "The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath." if you were forced to move out of the country right now, where would you choose for your next home to be? i don't know. maybe some place like australia. what do you think your best characteristic is? my cynicism. what would be the worst? my indifference. who is one person (living or dead) that you relate to the most?  what is one thing you will never do again? this list is surprisingly long and personal. but for the sake of throwing in an answer, i'll say heroin. what is the kindest thing anyone has ever told you? i think i was told i had a good heart. which is weird, because i didn't know i had one at all. what is the last injury you've ever suffered? i had a fat lip and a black eye. what do you believe in? monsters. santa. how would you describe yourself in five words? impatient. evasive. indifferent. impulsive. attentive. what's the best gift anyone could give you? patience. how do you want to die? i don't. are you obsessed with my cat? pfffft. do you think said cat should be allowed to reproduce? i have no opinions on this. if yes, are you prepared to take care of a box of what would have to be the most horrible looking kittens that will end up at your door?  where do you see yourself in 20 years? i try not to look that far ahead because there aren't enough anxiety meds to fix what happens. what's your favorite piece of clothing? any hoodie that's older than god and hasn't fallen apart yet. do you have a secret talent? i have a lot of secret talents. do you have a style icon? have you met me?? what do your tattoos mean to you? they mean everything, otherwise i wouldn't have them. do you have an irrational fear? water slides and roller coasters if you were starving and could eat anything, what would it be? if i were starving, would i really have the option to eat anything i wanted, though? like what kind of situation was i in that i was starving if i had the opportunity to just eat whatever i wanted? because if i could just have a cake, which might be my answer, then why am i starving in the first place? do you have a mentor? what is the best advice they have given you?  how would you like to be remembered? for the one good deed i might do in my life. What do you think is the greatest invention of all time? noise canceling headphones Using one word, how would you describe your family? dead, you son of a bitch. Would you rather win an Olympic medal, an Academy Award or the Nobel Peace prize? i'd like to win a nobel peace prize, although that makes no sense. but i imagine i would be more likely to win an academy award for acting like a give a fuck about literally anything. What’s your favorite time of day? the time of day when i go to bed. What’s your favorite season? hashtag fall hashtag pumpkineverything What’s the one food you could never bring yourself to eat? probably anything that belonged to an animal that modern humans aren't necessarily accustomed to eating. tongue, testicles, beaks, etc. What is the sound you love the most? maybe the sound of the train, or a busy city. What 3 famous people, living or dead, would you want at your fantasy dinner party? i don't even like having dinner with one non-famous person, let me live my reclusive life for fucks sake. If you could ask the President one question, what would it be? a lot of things that wouldn't earn me any popularity points. If you could pick a new first name, what would it be?  If you had to leave earth on a spaceship and take 4 friends with you, who would they be?  What is your favorite movie quote?  What’s your pet peeve(s)? fucking ev.er.y.thing. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? out. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? isn't that what the health thing is for on my iphone? What’s your favorite kind of sandwich? blt What’s your dream job? i think i've answered this. Cake or pie? cheesecake. Who is the kindest person you know? i try not to know kind people. What’s the best part about having siblings? i'm an only child you monster. What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? ringu, maybe. i was like 12. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be? anywhere. What is your favorite family tradition? you're literally a monster. Who’s your celebrity crush? i think i answered this. What trait do you like the most about yourself? all of them. i'm such a catch. What are you good at? everything. haven't you met me? What fictional character do you wish you could meet? davos seaworth. If you could be great at one sport which would you choose? these are the stupidest questions. What’s the first thing you do when you get home from a trip? do you even know me? Would you rather spend five days exploring Disney or New York City? is there a third option. Whose parents do/did you wish you had? basically any parents would suffice If you could shop for free at one store, which one would you choose i already shop for free if i'm feeling brave enough. What personal trait has gotten you in the most trouble? probably my indifference or my resentfulness Which celebrity chef would you most like to fix you a meal? please stop asking me about celebrities i don't even have cable. Which celebrity chef would you most like to fix you a meal? i quit with these questions. do you proof read? do you know me?? What is the best piece of advice you’ve received?  if you had to pick a new name for yourself, what name would you pick? i think i answered this Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school? that's like asking me if i want to be a magician or a juggler. can't i just be mediocre and left alone? What do you like to do on a rainy day? probably the same things i do on a not rainy day. Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team? again. What is your favorite thing about the beach? tan chicks in bikinis and watching the french canadian's slather themselves up with spf 10487075 so they don't crisp. this is a thing, i promise. go to hampton beach. f you could be anywhere else right now, where would it be? didn't you already ask me this??? What is your favorite Disney movie? a goofy movie. Which of the Seven Dwarfs is most like you? the answer is obviously grumpy. If someone made a movie of your life would it be a drama, a comedy, a romantic-comedy, action film, or science fiction? a dramedy. Name a product or service you love so much that you’d happily be that company’s spokesperson. i don't know. i don't really feel strongly about products. If you were guaranteed to be successful in a different profession, what would you want to do? a nude model, obviously. As a child, what did you wish to become when you grew up? loved. What’s the worst thing you did as a kid? like everything i did as a kid was awful, but i broke a kids hand on the bus once. What is the best part of being a part of your family? (SEE: stuck with me) what family? i'm an orphan. what's your favorite day of the week? someday. |
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